I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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