I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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