pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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