summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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