And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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