That's intense
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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