omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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