Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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