Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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