Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Couch. On fire.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
