do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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