East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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