I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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