hotel room ftw
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
