I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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