He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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