Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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