you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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