So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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