another moral hangover. fuck.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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