There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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