she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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