please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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