I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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