i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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