plz talk dirty to me
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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