Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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