after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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