take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
