You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The adults are the big ones right?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
