There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
