Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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