dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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