yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
