Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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