I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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