I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Randomize
