Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
is wine microwaveable?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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