she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it's like iHOP with fire
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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