why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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