spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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