She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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