I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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