Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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