you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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