She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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