Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she told me i tasted like america
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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