I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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