im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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