Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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