it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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