I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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