: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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