you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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