Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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