Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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