My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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